Mom: (notices Johnny with his head on the table) Johnny, are you okay?
Johnny: Yeah, I'm meditating.
Mom: Really, why?
Johnny: I'm getting ready to do psychokinesis. I have to meditate for 30 minutes.
Mom: Oh. What are you meditating on?
Johnny: Nothing.
Mom. (trying not to laugh) Hm. Where did you learn about that?
Johnny: On a website.
Mom: Okay, good luck with that.
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